The Central Coast handicap

Scratchings – Administration and Stormwater Boy are scratched.

The starting gun has fired and they’re off.

Rate Hiker jumped well as did Wage Increase.

Ratepayer is in third followed by Road Rager and then Kerb and Guttering.

Settling down into the turn and Profit Margin has caught the leaders.

It is neck and neck.

Pensioner Income is last of all.

At the sixth furlong it is still Rate Hiker, Wage Increase and Profit Margin.

Ratepayer is slowing and Road Rager and Maintenance Lad are passing.

Kerb and Guttering is not in the race and Pensioner Income is breaking down.

Over the line it is a photo finish between Rate Hiker and Wages Increase.

Profit Margin is a slow third.

The favourite Wage Increase has beaten Rate Hiker by a nose.

Pensioner Income is still coming home and looks so bad they might have to put him down.

Email, Jun 28
John Strang, Woy Woy

2 Comments on "The Central Coast handicap"

  1. Heather Holt | July 1, 2025 at 9:30 pm | Reply

    Ha ha. Love your work.

  2. Yvonne Walsh | July 6, 2025 at 6:12 pm | Reply

    Well said John Strang. 👍👍👍👍👍👍

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