Cheating is a national sport


In response to the ball-tampering scandal, (of which this publication has never reported on) please don’t just single out cricket players. We are a nation of cheats.

Husbands cheat on wives. Wives cheat on husbands. Politicians cheat on allowances. Banks cheat customers and Australians cheat on their tax. Cheating is a national sport, and we are champions in the art of cheating in every division of Aussie life. Yeah, it’s not just cricket, giggle, giggle.

Email, Mar 28 Richard Ryan, Summerland Point