Bathrooms have no bath

It was recently advertised extensively throughout Erina Fair that management had installed new bathrooms.

This pleased me greatly as I thought, next week on my weekly grocery trip, I can stay in bed a little longer, get the later bus and have my bath at the Fair. So this week armed with my floral shower cap, favourite rubber ducky, towel and back brush, I arrived at the designated place on their printed advertisements to find not a bathroom, but a lavatory, or as some refined people might say a toilet, even a restroom, perhaps a ladies/ gents, a washroom, a dunny or a dike; but nowhere in sight a bathroom. Bad advertising Erina Fair management.

Email, 12 Oct 2014
Peter Whiteman,
Daleys Point